You may be a reference librarian if...

...if you've ever been thrilled to introduce a 10-year-old to the wonders of microfilmed newspapers from the 1930s. And then, when you went back to check on the budding researcher, you notice that the daily comic strip Tarzan in those newspapers is being read day by day.

Meanwhile, to balance out the good, someone reports someone else using one of the public internet computers is viewing porn. Yep, nothing like looking a pictures of sex while in public with the monitor turned so the whole library can see. Creep.