Dear patron:

Much as we'd love to purchase the title you requested, if we can't READ the request, we can't order it.

I *think* the word in the middle is "Policy." Or Police. Or Polity. Or Politics.

Oh, and the author's first name might be Emma. Or Erin.

Also, if you have no library card, and don't give an address or phone number, we can't let you know when the book is in.