Dear patron:

I understand that with the changing weather of the season, we are all prone to catch one of the many bugs circulating. Flu, cold, strep, etc., they're all having a fine time jumping from person to person.

And I appreciate that you may be feeling under the weather, that you've been struggling all day to keep your head up and keep moving when all you want to do is sleep until you're not sick any more.

However.

It is very difficult to conduct a reference interview with you to find that bit of information that will answer your questions when you have a tissue hanging from your nose.

You may wish to revisit the decision to roll two points of a kleenex into pellets and shoving a pellet up each nostril.

Thanks,

Cooties the Librarian